When an ad campaign is truly successful, it appeals to our desires, our imaginations. It says,
This is what the beautiful people have.
As you look at the following pictures, take a moment to reflect on the number of people involved in the photoshoots; and ask, "Seriously -
nobody thought this was just batshit crazy?"
I would TOTALLY wear this...
...because it makes my ass look smaller

...because I don't have
enough neck rolls

...because leather pants
are beachwear

...because the only way to pull off three popped collars is by adding a tie

...because sequins...and...bulky sweaters...heh, you know...fuck. I don't even know.

Thank fuck for the beautiful man wearing them.