Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Jacey Thursday: I Would TOTALLY Wear This

When an ad campaign is truly successful, it appeals to our desires, our imaginations. It says, This is what the beautiful people have.

As you look at the following pictures, take a moment to reflect on the number of people involved in the photoshoots; and ask, "Seriously - nobody thought this was just batshit crazy?"

I would TOTALLY wear this...

...because it makes my ass look smaller


...because I don't have enough neck rolls


...because leather pants are beachwear


...because the only way to pull off three popped collars is by adding a tie


...because sequins...and...bulky sweaters...heh, you know...fuck. I don't even know.


Thank fuck for the beautiful man wearing them.

3 comments:

Sugar Ray said...

Just a testament to how beautiful Jacey is...he can rock anything and still look stunning!

Bouncy72 said...

*giggle* those really are shocking outfits ey!

melj28 said...

Well, I guess I'm just a tad bit more a mama than I am a perv (by a narrow margin, i'll admit), because the first thing I thought when I saw the first pic with the furry pants was "I need to feed him". Seriously, I don't like seeing his ribs.

I totally loved the whole prep school look of the pic with the collars. He was very pretty in that. Looks like it would make a good Polo ad or something.