Thursday, May 6, 2010

Jacey Thursday: It's Raining Horses and Camels

Has any model been photographed more often with horses? Like, ever? It's like each one is a movie still. What would the accompanying script say?

He leans over the horse's neck, whispering words of encouragement. "You're going to have to take it from here, Lightning. I need my hands to tie my bowtie."

Looking off-camera, he contemplates how many people - men and women - would be on their knees in a second, mouths open, if he so much as whispered, "I'm horny..."

He stares at the author on the other side of the laptop's screen, willing her panties to explode. They do. Author dies.

He isn't sure what to say about the helmet. Not. At. All.

He smirks, knowing you almost certainly didn't think the author was serious about the camels.


Clairdeluneisgreat said...

LOL... Your "script" is crackin' me up! Panty explosion pic is my fav this week. He looks to me as if he would say something like... "You wanna see what I've got under this helmet?"

Bouncy72 said...

Clairdeluneisgreat hey bb you on here :)
Do you think maybe we should try & organise a funeral for Katie? Or we should at least let Jacey know he unintentionally caused her death... Wish I could offer to consol him then, but I think He'd prefer Jack's ministrations :P

Hey Katie hon, I'm just teasing jsyk ♥

Oh & I did think you were joking about the camel.
*scrunches face in dislike at the female drapped all over him*