Has any model been photographed more often with horses? Like, ever? It's like each one is a movie still. What would the accompanying script say?
He leans over the horse's neck, whispering words of encouragement. "You're going to have to take it from here, Lightning. I need my hands to tie my bowtie."
Looking off-camera, he contemplates how many people - men and women - would be on their knees in a second, mouths open, if he so much as whispered, "I'm horny..."
He stares at the author on the other side of the laptop's screen, willing her panties to explode. They do. Author dies.
He isn't sure what to say about the helmet. Not. At. All.
He smirks, knowing you almost certainly didn't think the author was serious about the camels.