It hasn't been an easy week for the starfish, the boys in the story or my readers. Are you game for a laugh?
Nice hair, Breck Girl! And "European carry-all".
Uh, someone been attending the Lindsay Lohan school of pants-free living?
This is really not flattering. Dorky glasses can be smexy. These, on the other hand, are one piece of tape away from tragic.
Excuse me, Professor Elthalion, I'd like to discuss my mark for the oral exam...
Can you dress with all the colours of the wind? Can you dress with alll the colours ooooffff the wiiiiiiiiiind?